Poll: Whose Fault?
Sabotage the PMO…By Not Measuring Our Performance
“So, how’s the PMO doing?” My ears pricked up. The conversation was taking place on the bank of desks in front of me. “Which one,” asked the PMO Manager. “The team, the […]
Sabotage The PMO…With Betrayal
All of the PMOs in the meeting room looked anxious. Not me though, I was a perm at the time so I knew getting rid of me would be a little trickier. […]
Sabotage The Project – Lack of Basic Skills
“…so basically we need some more guidance from the Central PMO on this.” “Okay,” I reply into the headset, “just to be certain I’ve captured this request correctly. You need some additional […]
Sabotage The Project – Eyes Off the Target
I was supposed to start this blog with a quote. A really good one. But I’ve somehow forgotten it. I’ve spent all evening Googling variations, looking on quote websites. It’s hopeless. But […]
Sabotage the PMO…with Unnecessary Job Titles
Ring ring. “Hello.” “Hi, it’s So & So from Agency That Sounds Vaguely Familiar. I found the CV you uploaded yesterday to FindMeAnotherJobASAP.com I’m calling to see if you’re in the market […]
Sabotage The PMO…with Impossible Reconciliations
“Hey, could you have a chat with finance? Their figures don’t match ours.” “They’re not going to,” I shrug, “but don’t worry, I’ll check them out but they’re both likely to be […]